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Define Danker Meaning

Danker
1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")

1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!
By Livy
Danker
Danker is basically like a word for all words ie.Dumbass, stupid, fucker etc... So you could use the word for calling a "friend" a dumbass and they wouldnt know wat it means yet...(This word will be a Curse word one day)

Look at the danker just sitting there doing nothing, go smack him!
By Genny
Danker
The art of the swanker, or danker. The moves of an individual in social situations which cause one to be dankering.

I do not danker, but that guy has been dankering all night!
By Jobie
Danker
A very red person, a person who picks fights, and runs into everybody, and a person whipped by another person.

The Danker was almost purple after the beap test
By Babbie
Dankering
1. to danker
2. to danker about, the dankering art.
3. see danker

When I danker, I am dankering. When I do not danker, I am not dankering at all.
By Millie
Danker
The act of takin' a large shit.

Damn I shouldn't have drank so much coffee. Now I have to take a mad danker
By Chelsy
Danker
Originated from the word Dank describing something as really good. Often in reference to one marijuana strain over another.

"This bud is way danker than yours!" or "Can I have the danker marijuana?"
By Enid
Dankerous
Cancerous and dank memes at once!

Discovered by Chinese scientist, the cringiest, cancerous, and most dank memes.

PERSON 1"This meme is dankerous AF"
PERSON 2"Fuck you"
By Karissa
Dankers
Something of high quality.

That girl over there looks dankers!

That song is dankers man!
By Emmeline
Danker
The act of going to concerts, events, social gatherings, etc. alone.

Ah damn, Brian can't go to the show tonight... I guess I'm going danker tonight!
By Britney