John: Fuck, I don't have enough money to buy weed for tonight.
Jack: Worry not friend, this bags on me!
John: Jack you're a gentleman and a scholar!
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Bill: Fuck man, I haven't been laid in WEEKS!
Jack:
Fret not,
chum. Take my woman!
Bill: You're a gentleman and a scholar!
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Larry: Oh fuck, I'm getting a
drug test today.
Jack: *zip*
Larry: Jack you really are a gentleman and a scholar!