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Geographical
relocating in the hopes of solving or avoiding a life problem. Running away from something. Very commonly employed by active alcoholics who (falsely) believe that moving will solve their drinking problem.

"Man, I can't stand my pathetic life. I'm going to move to Chicago."

"Dude, are you sure you're not just doing a geographical? Will moving really solve your problems or will you just recreate your pathetic life in a new city?"
By Danice
Geographal
Geographal is a word meaning any mother fucking thing you want it to bitches!!!

Nathan a geographal bitch
By Carley
Geographism
Prejudice against people depending on where they live.

Bro Dude #1: Hey I heard Stacey is from Lucinda Falls, you know what they say about girls from Lucinda Falls! They are begging for it!

Bro Dude #2: Hey that's geographism bro! Hoes come from all over the world!
By Shoshana
Geographism
The discrimination of someone from a certain geographical area regardless of their race and religion.

EX: Not to use geographism, but Amanda is a piece of shit because she's from "Edmonton", Calgary is clearly a superior city.
By Terrijo
Pulling A Geographic
A phrase used in the recovery community describing an illogical belief that switching locations will solve all of one’s life problems when in fact the problems are rooted in one’s self and whatever concurrent substance abuse that exists.

My curious and loving father with the beautiful but self-destructive mind was the brilliant master of pulling a geographic, and each time he made a move, he truly innocently began all over again, mostly believing in himself and his powerful intellect but forgetting his addiction and so he mastered living all over the world in the most magical towns and cities but he died alone and most likely, more afraid of life than death and so he took the leap and left his world behind.
By Leila
Geographically Illiterate
a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.

Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate
By Rebe
Geographic Memory
Similar to the more common photographic memory, but pertaining particularly to geographical detail. Someone with geographic memory is someone who always remembers how to get places without reference and can draw you a map on your napkin if you say please.

"Hey, that guy Jeremy certainly seems to know where he's going." "Yeah, man. He has a geographic memory."
By Rosamund
Geographically Undesirable
Also Abbrev. as GA

1) When a potential mate / dating prospect lives at a distance.

2) A job prospect in a location where you don't want to live.

1) e.g. I live in New York, She lives in England... she's cute, but she's completely geographically undesirable.

2) e.g. They offered me $120k for the position, but there's no chance I'm moving to French Lick, Indiana. That's way too G.A.
By Bill
Geographical Goats
Geography for goats: a classroom exclusively for goats who have no place in this world and should really be eliminated ASAP but oh well especially if you are wallowing in self pity and have no place in art and your art teacher shoves you in the bin with your failed project/life and you just wanna be with your friend in a goat classroom with no other people/creatures/socially acceptable things and although someone will still probably come destroy the goat classroom to get rid of us i really like it because i am a goat

Dave: Did you manage to join the geographical goats classroom on quizlet?
Barry: Nah bro it's super exclusive, like only members or something.
Dave: Mad I know, i'm going to keep trying tho
By Lavinie
Geographically Retarded
When someone is constantly lost and never knows where they are. They don't know where any place is and even with a play by play of how to get there and will STILL get lost.

Nicki: (answers phone)
Eric: I'm lost
Nicki: I gave you directions.
Eric: I dont know where this place is
Nicki: ugh..you are so geographically retarded..you can never find anything
By Cissy