Lucinda is a girl who has to have everything she can't have, thinking she is always number one. If your best friends with this girl, keep your man at a very far distance. In fact don't even introduce them. Avoid at all costs.
If your a man, beware,
tainted goods.
Diseased ridden
nasty witch with a cauldron for an anus. Her
anal glands protrude immensely causing a danger far worse than the biggest black hole in the universe.
It is also scientifically proven that this being will mutate her very own sexually transmitted deceases in near future causing a very severe death toll in men. She does this by presenting her anal glands, which then hypnotises the victim bringing him to a grave misfortune.
Currently the smartest scientist, Rick Sanchez, is trying to find the cure as it is the closest thing to alien aids. He's commented that this is far worse and could potentially mutate male genitalia permanently.
Blim blam, out.
Rick: "burp" hurry
Morty, that big black hole will swallow us.
Morty: Rick were going to have to find another
alternative reality, the Lucinda Desease has taken over.
Rick: Your right Morty, her huge
anus hole has taken over the planet. There's no going back.
