Define Give One Meaning

Give One

Jenn: Wow, Anton is so cute. I totally want to give one to him.

Jess: You can't. He's gay.
By Bettye
Give One
Give one is a shortened phrase deriving from ' I don't Give a shit'. explained like:
Give one,
I couldn't give one
As in a shit
As in i couldn't give a shit

A: hey i read a great book on the history of bees
B: give one:)

A: you need to do the dishes
B: give one
By Bekki
Give Her One

'You've been going out for ages! Haven't you given her one yet?'
'Out of ten, I'd give her one... hur! hur!'
By Beverie
Give Him One
to have sex with
lusting after a gorgeous man

'i'd love to give him one'
'i gave him one last night'
By Gaynor
Give Me One
a pretty sweet game where you get to lift/ flick your freinds nipple upward and yell GIMME ONE! then they have a right to do it back. its a neverending game.. plus iif a girl does it to you.. your aloud to do it back.

me: hey jared * lifts nipple* GIMME ONE!
jared:ahhhh my niple GIMME ONE * brings pain upon my nipple*
By Wanids
No One Gives
A short way of saying no one gives a (crap, sh*t, f*ck, et.) usually to avoid saying the curse word but also to say a shorter version. Someone may want to include the curse word, but it might not be the right place and time to say it.

"You got a 99 and not a 100 on your math test?." "Guess what? no one gives ." (Pretend their in school or some place where you should be polite.)
By Corabelle
I'd Give Her One
Slang for inferring you want to shag a woman.

Look at that stunner! I'd give her one!

Or if you want to be clever:

That woman is beautiful.
Marks out of ten, I'd give her one.
By Shelli
I'll Give That One To Ya
1. the non-questioning of comments from individuals who may not be telling the complete truth

2.someone who has simply fucked up while they were talking.

1. Guy- " So i totally tapped that last night."
Me- "Yeah, whatever, ill give that one to ya."

2. Guy- "So then i jeft my girlfriends Sharon place, and went to the store. Saw Jenny there, we talked for a bit."
Me- "and then what?"
Guy-"..."
Me-"...?"
Guy-"We, uh, watched movies?"
Me- Yeah, sure. I'll give that one to ya."
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Me-" And i wont even tell Sharon, if i recieve some compensation, say, $20?"
Guy-" Deal."
By Guglielma
Give The One Ring To Sauron
1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.

Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"
By Madel
No One Gives A Fuck

- I just got a new phone!
- Dude, no one gives a fuck.
By Joete