A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and
manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of
L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of
nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.
Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at
the Merrill boot
outlet in
Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!
