Dude1: God, i fucked Diane W. last night...
Dude2: Ew, you goat fucker!
By Sherye
Goat Fucker
An older man, usually in a position of power, that is exceeding cheap. Will often go out of his way to gain money from people under him.
I cleaned that apartment up like a Super 8 motel, and that goat fucker of a landlord that owns half the town screwed me out of my deposit.
By Blake
Goat Fucker
any person that is or pretends to be a cowboy.
A person that wears gay tight spandex looking pants and a stupid hat even though you don't live on a farm or own any animals.
Anyone that listens or likes country music and wears those gay multi colored shirts.
what Onision (Onion Boy) was secretly named at birth but it was switched out later in life due to his Father trying to make it less obvious that his hobby during his childhood was, fucking goats.
A person who keeps acting up, and thinks they run shit. when there actually a goat fucker. Usually common with arabs born on the month of September, day 23 year 1996. Also a common issue with females with the names that begins with the letter G and ends with the letter A.
Federal Officer: After a brief investigation, we have concluded that the moron whose suicide vestblew up before he left the house had connections with Goat-Fuckers International .