Define Goldmine Meaning

Goldmine
A word used to express happiness or achievement. Sexual endevours may either end in a goldmine or a coalmine. This word can also be placed randomly throughout conversation to increase the intellectual level of the speech. The word is rumored to originate from the Burger King fry heating lamp, however this rumor is false as it is the BK Gold Mine.

Guys, last night I had a great idea. It was a goldmine.
By Nerte
Goldmine
Usually an elderly home for women and sometimes men, that are the hotspots for golddiggers and goldminers to find their next victims.

Johnny: I'm just going to the goldmine honey!

Wifey: Don't forget to get me one too!
By Gerhardine
Goldmine
A man who prefers boys.

The whorehouse did not serve goldmines.
By Trixie
Goldminer
A male version of a golddigger.

Also know to his fellow males as a granny fucker or likes GILFs.

John: Have you seen Tim lately?

Martin: No, apparently he hasn't been coming to lessons cause he's a goldminer know.

John:A what?

Martin: Oh a goldminer is a male version of a golddigger.

John: Might join him...
By Krystal
Goldmining
When a person eats a bunch of corn, then a partner fists them and pulls out the corn loaded shit.

That chick at the church picnic really put away the corn. I'm guessing her boyfriend wanted to go goldmining.
By Claudine
Goldmining
When the fist is shoved so far up ones anus to the point where fecal matter can be touched and corn is extracted from said fecal matter

Did you hear about what happened to Jude? He got caught goldmining Macy in the bathroom!
By Kristal
Velvet Goldmine
1. a weird david bowie song that rocks
2. a sexual organ
3. the coolest movie ever

i watched velvet goldmine for the five billionth time this morning
By Cindee
Velvet Goldmine
A song written and performed by David Bowie. Contrary to what other's may believe. The "Velvet Goldmine" in question is another man's mouth fellating Bowie. The song Velvet Goldmine has nothing to do with vagina, pussy, or poontang. The song was allegedly re-written to be more ambiguous about the sexual encounter. The song is only available on re-releases or best of compilations.

"Velvet Goldmine, you stroke me like the rain.
Snake it, take it, panther princess you must stay.
Velvet Goldmine, naked on your chain.
I'll be your king volcano right for you again and again."
By Dolly
VELVET GOLDMINE
possibly the greatest movie of all time
that Only cool people like

the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history

artistic beautiful movie with a great soundtrack
By Rhiamon
Canary In A Goldmine
A little booger that creates a whistling sound when breathing through your nose.

He had a canary in a goldmine and the noise kept me up all night.
By Minnie