The act of farting and having said fart travels over the taint/gooch and for males this fart
splits and travels on each side of the testicles and towards freedom. For females it may pass over
the beef curtains and to freedom or get trapped inside to live on only to be
reborn into the dreaded queef.
I had a severe case of
swamp ass, farted on my leather seat and ended up gravy
boating myself. It was weird like
climbing the rope in gym class.