Grog is a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following:
-kerosene
-propylene glycerole
-artificial sweeteners
-sulphuric acid
-rum
-acetone
-red dye #2
-scumm
-axle grease
-battery acid
-and/or pepperoni
As you can imagine, it's one of the most
caustic,
volatile substances known to man.
You're a
bunch of foul-smelling, grog-swilling
pigs!
No swag means no grog, and we're running dangerously low on grog...