(n.) A wealthy neighborhood or region, named after what its spoiled children see when they spot
Orion’s Belt in the sky.
The backyards in
Orion's Gucci Belt may smell vaguely of George Bush's breath. It's an urban legend that the people who live in Orion's Gucci Belt root for financial crises and own large
birds of prey that steal from the poor.
Person 1: "Wanna go to Chipotle?"
Person 2: "This is not the
Rust Belt. This is Orion’s Gucci Belt. We
feast at
the Cheesecake Factory."