The place where capitalists go when we win, comrade. A sleepover camp in
scenic Siberia, with lots of fun activities to do (whether you want to or not). When the
Communist Party tells you to go to gulag, that's where you better go. For the great gift of gulag, we have no-one but Stalin to thank.
Capitalist: I'm terrified what's going to happen now that the damn
Reds have taken over this country!
Communist: Do not be frightened, silly
capitalist! We will send you to gulag.
Capitalist: Er, that sounds scary!
Communist: It is not scary but very good for you. Go and you will see.
(Some years pass.)
Former Capitalist: Comrade, I have been changed for the better. No more capitalism for me, I am ready to work hard for communism!
Communist: See, I told you!