person : *walks into great oak and immediately feels the toxic presence of bullshit and birkenstocks RADIATING from the musty atmosphere* “ew great oak gunky asf”
When a male jackoffs on his girlfriends vagina while she's sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. When she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky
You are familiar with the terms 'goofy' and 'hunky'.
This presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. For these such people there is the word 'gunky', the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis 'best of both'