Define Gurt Meaning

Often used as an adverb.
Originating from the English West Country, including the city of Bristol.
Originally meaning "great" as in "great big" or "gurt big", but now is also used in place of "really", "well", "very" and "exceptionally".

eg.
"gurt lush"
"gurt smart"
These can also be abreviated to simply "gurt"

the act of oral sex

Great, very large. used:Devon and part of Cornwall (England)

To ejaculate on a turtle

to ejaculate

1) To ejaculate

(Not necessarily but usually done and said in a manner involving a situation when: Semen is released in large quantities, released internally, while relieving immense stress (sexual tension), in a single load. So basically to discharge sperm very aggressively inside of your partner's vaginal region or any other orifice that can be penetrated and or injected with semen "a big cream pie".)

2) A slang for Semen, brought about by the fact that semen seems to some what resemble plain yogurt (Gurt if shortened) when spilled on certain surfaces, and or when leaking from a woman vagina or any person's skin after sexual intercourse.

to throw up

the god of gurtism, a religion which originated in a roblox community and is now known abroad. he is the creator of the eggverse

What happens when you open a container of yogurt and the pressure inside the cup forces a small amount of yogurt out of the cup and onto yourself or others close to you.

a cigarette, etymology= cigarette -> cigurt -> gurt