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Define Half A Fuck Meaning

Half A Fuck
when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.

Al: Me and Mary finally decided to get married!
Harry: I don't give half a fuck about that.
By Teddy
[HALF PAST FUCK]
HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
By Dorree
HALF PAST FUCK
HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
By Olive
Half Titty Fuck
When you insert your penis between a girl's boob and where her arm is. Armpit fuck sounds nasty, but half titty fuck is hot.

Yesterday, Lewis half titty fucked Jayna, and she let him cum on her face. Today, he half titty fucked Kristin, but she TOLD HIM HAD TO CUM in the waste basket!
By Laraine
Half-fucked
The condition of being partially-satisfied, which could pertain to sex or any other life event. A 'half-fucking' is sometimes followed with the expression "it's not you, it's me".

"Everything was going fine, and then he just left me lying there, half-fucked and naked."
By Maryellen
Half Fuck
Unfinished, or partially completed fuck.

My girlfriend dismounted me half fuck, all because i bit her nipple off.
By Loralyn
Half Fuck
Half fuck when she gets off and quits mid fuck

Last night she half fucked me and I went to bed hard
By Rayshell
I Don't Give Half A Fuck
To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"
By Aigneis
Half Of Two Fucks
I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.

Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.

Guy 1: wanna know what I think?

Guy 2: I don't give half of two fucks what you think.
By Pavla
Half Fucked Mango
A person that is short , blonde and a cunt

Yeah jade she’s abit of a half fucked mango
By Mignonne