Define Hamered Meaning

Hamer
A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.

Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!
By Nertie
Hamered
Pronounced Hay-Murd

When you are so drunk that you can't say 'hammered' correctly.

"... I'm So... Figgren... Hamered..."
By Marcelle
Hamer
An uncommon man's name for a unique man. He is often loud in a good way. Passive and care free. He is risky and loves fast cars. His motto is "what's the point in drinking if you aren't gonna get drunk." Hamer is very giving and secretly sensitive.

Wow, Hamer sure has a groovy car.
By Babbette
Hamerism
like a mannerism - reference to a slang word used in Framingham, Massachusetts: a Hamerism within itself.

OppaBomba is a Hamerism because it's definition, although Jamaican, stems from its use in Framingham.
By Jacqueline
Hamer
An uncommon man's name for a unique man. He is often loud in a good way. Passive and care free. He is risky and loves fast cars. His motto is "what's the point in drinking if you aren't gonna get drunk." Hamer is very giving and secretly sensitive.

Wow, Hamer sure has a groovy car.
By Harli
Hamer
A real player. She/He will entice you with good looks and fun personality, and leave you sad, stressed and insane. NEVER fall for a Hamer

Tim - She dumped me after I spent so much time and money getting to know her

Bell - Well, she is one hell of a Hamer
By Sayre
Hamer Duckers
Best band in the world, its sooo good, listen to them on youtube: Hamer Duckers

"wow hamer duckers is the best band i have ever heard."
By Thomasin
Rishi Sunak (aka Presley Hamers Dad)
HE RISES TAXES CUZ HES A MORON HE THINKS HES RICH LIKE CHANCELOR!

Rishi sunak (aka presley hamers dad) WILL RAISE UR TAXES IF U DONT READ THIS!
By Grissel
Hamer
A crazy ass teacher, one is that often old and has wirey ass hair and stinky breath.

Damn, she's a hamer alright...

God, what a crazy ass hamer

Bro, all these teachers be hamer's I swear
By Carie
Hamer Duckers
Worst band in the world, its sooo bad, don't listen to them on youtube.

"wow hamer duckers is the worst band i have ever heard."
By Lurlene