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Hannitized
A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.

I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!
By Mariette
Hannitized
(verb) To clean up a messy situation with a softball interview, typically conducted by Sean Hannity.

Palin got hannitized after she insighted violence. It happened to be an exclusive interview.
By Anet
Hannitize
Verb: Result of listening to and agreeing with AM radio talk show host Sean Hannity resulting in a conversion from Liberal to Conservative views.

It's a wonder Alan Colmes hasn't been Hannitized.
By Franny
Hannitized
Rhymes with sanitized. A benevolent and enjoyable form of brainwashing resulting from watching Sean Hannity on Fox News Channel or listening on the radio.

Just listen to Sean Hannity on WFLL a few times and you'll be Hannitized.
By Marline
Hannitize
To be "deputized" as a listener to Sean Hannity. Usually the person is of a conservative mindset, leaning towards less government and more involvement of the private sector. It is a bit like when forming a posse, the local marshal would deputize civilians.

At the freedom concert Hannity called me up on stage to be Hannitized.
By Neysa
Hannitized
V. To Hannitize...
- Bringing around a change towards conservatism.

- to indoctrinate someon to the conservative way of thinking

To be Hannitized

We spent some time with our relatives and Hannitzed them. They are now voting Republican!
By Zorah
Hannitize
To remove the truth from a news story as commonly done by Fox "News" anchor Sean Hannity. Frequently, this results in unfair spinning of the truth in favor of the right wing media propoganda machine which is merely a puppet of George Bush and his neocon thugs.

If left unfettered, Sean Hannity will hannitize us all into mindless right-leaning robots.
By Sonnie
Hannitize
Convert to Sean Hannity's political way of thinking, to his specific type of political conservatism

Can I Hannitize you or is it meaningless?
By Karolina
Hannitized For Your Protection
When Sean Hannity scrubs and disinfects truth from current events so you can view them the way Fox "News" wants you to, liberated from facts or nuance or context and common sense, reports of these events are said to be “Hannitized for your Protection”.

I was watching the CNN report on the war in Libya and realized it had been Hannitized for your Protection.
By Sylvia
Hannit
This is a midwest slang of "Hand it here" Some slang is mashed together to make one word. It means to give something to someone else.

If you gon be ashamed to swipe that EBT... hannit here!!!
By Idelle