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Define Hat Hair Meaning

Hat Hair
Greasy or sweaty hair matted to ones head after wearing a hat for a prolonged period (generally a baseball cap).

Dude, put you hat back on, you've got a serious case of hat hair.
By Issie
Hat Hair
Inadvertantly getting one's pubes stuffed into one's condom prior to sex. After sex, the condom is removed to reveal a sweaty mess of matted pubes also known as "hat hair."

I had to put the condom on so fast I didn't bother moving my pubes out of the way. After I blew it, I had a ratty nest of hat hair that was sore for three days.
By Ronnica
Ass Hat Hair
like hat hair, but worse.

Person 1 "Ooh, that guy's been wearing an asshat!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"
By Oona
Australian Hat Hair
Hat hair located in the pubic region. Usually painful due to being matted down by the pants all day.

Oh, dude, I've got the worst Australian hat hair goin' on down there!!
By Barbey
HAIR HAT
A bad looking mens hairpiece

Check out that guy's hair hat! The color isn't even the same as his own hair sticking out underneath!
By Zorina
Hair Hat
strange wigs of variious colors and weird shapes worn by people trying to hide thier own idenity.

Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hair hat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,
By Frederique
Hair Hatted Houligans
A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.

1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

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By Abra
Hair Hatted Hooligan
a woman (typically black) who wears a lot of weave in her hair

Guy 1: yo you see that bitch with the weave?

Guy 2: we call that a hair hatted hooligan
By Ashlee