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Define Hey Mister Meaning

Hey Mister
A phrase used when you're a loli vampire mistress who wants to have a sex with a Japanese mister

hey mister, do you want to have sex?
By Corinna
Hey Mister
Verb. Used when a person asks a stranger for something they cannot easily acquire, usually alcohol or cigarettes.

I'm so desparate for alcohol I'm about ready to hey mister a bum.

Remember when we had to hey mister 20 people before we got a cigarette?
By Nettle
Hey Mister
what a minor does when her or she wants alcohol - approaches people entering the liquor store and asks to pay them to buy some alkie.

We went to Hey Mister at the Campus Liquor
By Natala
Hey Mister
A way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.

Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...

1. My friends usually call me to pull a Hey Mister because I have nice cleavage.

2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.

3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.
By Delia
The Hey Mister Game
The game played by minors in an attempt to find a twenty-one year old to buy them booze. Rarely successful, however most juvenile delinquents do it at least once in their lifetimes.

Teenager 1: "My older sister said she'd be willing to buy for us."

Teenager 2: "I hope she doesn't flake, otherwise we'll have to play the Hey Mister Game."
By Marysa
Hey There Mister!
A Greeting

Man: Hey There Mister!

Stranger: Who's This?
By Liuka