The quintessence of a deteriorating school, High Tech High School, will soon meet its cul-de-sac in a couple of years, as its hallways flood with a superfluous number of slightly inept so-called intellectuals. Quite surprisingly, the average ken of first year individuals appears to be an exponentially decaying graph. Sadly enough, this alleged “elitist” school has become none other than a haven for socially troubled individuals who lack the capacity for social interaction. This results in an astounding number of
clownish acts that spontaneously inundates the institution. Mental
maturation appears to be at its
nadir, and quite a
rare sighting in High Tech’s “scholars.”
Aside from the lack of International Baccalaureate programs, High Tech could thrive with courses such as Introduction to
Pavlov: Animal Behavior 101, Learn English: for non-native speakers, and several Alcoholics Anonymous sessions. Providentially, this period is only
transitory in nature, and results in a smooth transition to hyper-grade grubbers, dweebs, psychotic pot heads, alcoholics, and a few dealers to top it all off. One may argue that with such diversity, High Tech must really provide a cultural cornucopia of races. That is in fact the utmost truth: a handful of people from the Jersey City cornbread gang, the Hoboken rednecks’ cracker association,
Bayonne Allah-dins, math solving slot machines, the classic 7-11 clan hailing from Jersey City, and NB-UC-WNY Over the border: ¡
Vivan los Tacos!
TL;DR: No.
Freshman from High Tech High School: (opens mouth)
Upperclassman: Freshman, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your
rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may
God have mercy on your soul.