Define Bedbugs Meaning

Bedbugs
Tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.

(said before bed)
"Don't let the bedbugs bite!"
By Liz
Bedbugs

"'Ere mister, got any bedbugs....?"
By Betty
Bedbug
Writers of op-eds with really shitty takes. Primarily named Bret Stephens

By Toni
Bedbug
A clingy sexual partner who infests your bed at at all times.

Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.
By Karly
Bedbugs
They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.

"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
By Bonnie
Bedbugs
The modern-day version of the Black Plague.

The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.
By Hetti
Bedbug
A man that thinks of nothing but sex.

Danny is a bedbug, he won't stop bugging Cheryl to sleep with him.
By Milly
Bedbugs
Something that will almost never go extinct.

Bedbugs are everywhere. They can't be contained.
By Karon
Bedbug
Someone who gets in people's beds A LOT

Yo, He sure is a bedbug. I heard he was in 7 people's beds in 7 days in a row
By Magdaia
Bedbug
a friend with benefits in a relationship that ruins your credit or abuses you financially.

When he/she lost their job, sooner or later I knew that the relationship I was in was going to turn him/her into a bedbug.
By Rachel