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Define Highjacked Meaning

Highjacking
Beating the fuck out of your meat while high on marijuana.

“I can’t talk, I’m about to start highjacking”
By Pennie
HighJacking
A word to describe the art of jerking off while high

After smoking weed Ryan was highjacking for 6 hours strait
By Starr
Highjack
To masturbate, while under the influence of but not limited to say, marijuana. It is also important to point out that extreme focus is exercised.

E.G. Oh man last night I had tunnel vision as I watched back door sluts 9 and Highjacked after i toked up
By Edeline
Highjacked
The act of masturbation while smoking weed.

Dude, I was so bored and lonely, I got highjacked last night.
By Anya
Highjack
It's hi-jack fool

Wrong: I like to highjack things
Right: I like to hijack things.
By Cornie
Highjacking
Masturbating while smoking weed.

Synonyms include:
-masturblazing
-weedwhacking
-leafblowing yourself
-disappointing your parents

Mum: *walks in ur room*
You: smokes weed while cumming to thicccc girls
Mum: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', GIMP BOI?!
You: highjacking, mum.
Mum: GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR, RIGHT NOW!!
You: LET ME EXIST IN PEACE!
Mum: SON OF A BITCH
You: HELL YEAH, I AM!
Mum: RHIEWJFHEUIWJKDH3GWIUQJ
By Bibbie
Highjacking
The act of inhaling smoke from a bong or spliff while masturbating. Whereby the goal to climax before exhaling.

Nunny was highjacking whilst watching Star Wars.
By Clarette
Highjacker
The 'mile high' club's hand-job division.

Every flight has a few highjackers..
By Gwennie
Hippie HighJack
When you take a bonghit and chug a Redbull (or any other type of energy drink)

"man this weed is too strong for a Hippie Speedball. I need a Hippie HighJack, or ells I'm gonna sleep for 30 hours."
By Giralda
Highjacking
A word used to describe when someone is jacking off while smoking weed at the same time.

"Hey, I heard that guy the other day jacked off while being high!"

"Yeah man, he was highjacking for 50 minutes straight!"
By Ingrid