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Hoff
To try to get at a female. In other words to try to holla.

That bitch is bad as hell, im hoffin
By Donella
Hoff
New Zealand word, the name of the cloud/steam when its so cold you can see your own breath.

I can hoff its so cold
By Kerrin
Hoff

To eat really messy food on the floor, while EXTREMELY intoxicated, incoherent and preferably topless (a la David Hasselhoff).

"Look at Billy... he can hardly stand, but he's hoffin' that burger like a champ."

"I'd probably feel pretty sick today, if I hadn't hoffed that pizza last night"

Annie: Why is there food all over my floor?
Tim: Cuz Sarah got shitrocked and hoffed a sandwich last night.
By Berte
Hoff
1. Potential nickname for individual other than David Hasselhoff. Ex. Hoffman, Worsenhoff, Hoffstein.

2. Individual feeling strong connection to David Hasselhoff due to similiar nickname; major fan of David Hasselhoff. Individual may wear "Hoff" sloganed T-shirts. Very enthusiastic partier; veiwed as life of the party. Refusing to be called by birth name with predominent ginger traits.

3. Hoff nicknamed individual; tends to label ownership of food dishes with "Hoff". Ex. "Beef Strogenhoff"

"Hoff just got here, now its a party!"

"Hey Hoff, there's a ginger over there like you!"

"Your Beef Strogenhoff is fantastic."

"Don't Hassle the Hoff."

By Gracie
Hoff
Noun

Synonym for Awesome.

Sorry, but i wrecked your car, you can have my uber hoff iPod!
By Brandais
Hoff
(v.) - transitive: to engage in coital activities while having one (1) less than the normal number of either or both of the following: toe, testicle.
The one who is 'hoffed' will often perform the walk of shame afterwards. The 'hoffer' usually has distinct mongoloid features.

I can't believe I got hoffed by that one-balled, nine-toed jackass.
By Marlo
Hoff
def. moist substance in hair

-MELLISSA!!! youve got hoff!!
=wow thnx ivan i didnt know that
-k
By Sharron
Hoff
1.hoff, noun
To have a hoff is the same {but more polite} as saying to have a shit/crap.

2.hoff, verb
to defecate.

3.Also used with "off" as advice to go away.{more polite than fuck off}

1.I'm going for a hoff.

2.The dog has hoffed all over the lawn.

3.You get on my nerves, I wish you would hoff off.
By Ilsa
Hoff
in relation to a design/artwork:

so bad it's good

man that rainbow teeshirt is so hoff!
By Claude
Hoff
The act of teaching someone a lesson by sexually punishing them.

"Hoff me Scotty!"
By Kristel