Rick - Oh i fella, like a Rottweilers mouth on a hot day mate
By Bel
Hillbilly Hot Day Shit Shovel
The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy buttwaddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
By Elva
Hot Dog Day
The most amazing day in Alfred NY where all of your dreams of the college life come true. Many kegs of kegs within kegs, as you jump from party to party of drunk college students who just want to party their ass off along side you and they call it Hot Dog Day.
As Alfred NY is a dude fest, it is no surprise that this day is no different.
BEER!
A day in the life of a car salesman. In which the number of days the salesmen has eaten hot dogs grilled for customers walking onto the lot. It is always followed by a number marking the length of time.
Well Steve this is Hot Dog Day #6. I've been working 12 hours a day and the only thing to eat is these. Its free, so why not
By Thomasin
National Hot Dog Day
What began June 19, 1951 at the inception of Mr Oscar Meyers first large scale distribution facility- A day to celebrate Americas most delicious pastime
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
