Usually in Florida, when a woman shaves her labia (A.K.A.:
Coohie) at a NASCAR event or while driving, and her vulva accidentally bulges out making fart noise. (A.K.A.:
Quefe)
or
When a man has an
abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
Example sentence 1: Can't believe Mary got arrested because she got a Florida
humpback midget at
the Daytona 500.
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it
swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"