P1: "Dude, what's your fpm?"
P2: "Over nine thousand!"
P1: "Whoa that's a lot. My record is at 88 fpm, and I came buckets that time. Anyways, I better find some better fap material I guess."
P2: "You sure should, you sure should..."
By Vale
Fpm
In Starcraft, the abbreviated version of "fastest possible map"; a 'money' map in which resources are collected extremely quickly (thus the name). *Played by mostly beginners or people that don't have the time to play a real match.
A males Faps Per Minute. FPM can be measured with a metronome or weird friend counting. FPM may also be known as SPM or strokes per minute. FPM can range from 50 or 'practicing lasting longer' to 100 or 'quickie behind dustbin between shifts working at McDonald's'.
If you don't know what a metronome is you're a uncultured fag.