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Humpy
(adj.) used to describe a person, usually male, whose body is beautifully sculpted or "humped" with muscles. Having this characterstic typically makes him "humpable," although not in the case of such humpy persons as Lou Fariggno or that annoying blond australopithecine who sells exercise equipment on infommercials.

After leaving his weight-training class, Ignacio looked all humpy.
By Devinne
Humpy
Term used primarily by gay men to describe a cute, muscular, little, stocky guy that's perfect for spooning with.

Did you know that Seth Green is only 5'4" tall?

Yes, he is so humpy!
By Paula
Humpy Humpy
Purple plush spiked and relatively hideous yet loveable pillow pet. Large eyes, strange psychological arousing effects, has the ability to shift to random places not shy from the freezer, oven warmer drawer or ceiling. Often gets fisted or sexually violated with a boomerang. The perpetrator of many questionable acts, such as couch burning, specific-flatmate-insulting, giraffe burning and attracting Fokkos to our household.

Christine: Dude, what the hell is that?
Georg: It's Humpy Humpy.
Christine: Where the hell did he come from?
*all of a sudden, Humpy Humpy is humping Tiffany's leg*
Daniel: "... WHAT DA FUCK..."
Thomas: What does the Fokko say?
Fokko: Greg threw me on the floor. I only weigh 56 kilos.
Georg: I better Skype my dad about this...
By Marion
Humpy
When you have the hump with someone, using the word "hump" also meaning grumpy.
Hump + grumpy: Humpy.

Gemma didn't get any sleep because of ben, so she became humpy.
Ben i havn't slept for 3 days
Gemma- Woah you must be humpy
By Madalena
Humpies
A humble way for talking about sex.

Wanna make humpies??
By Bernete
Humpy
1. An Aboriginal hut made out of mud and sticks usualy of pore construction.

2. A badly built or povo building

look at that humpy man, it is so povo. who would want to live there
By Jorrie
Humpy
Gay slang from the 70s for hot. Hot enough to hump. That's all. You don't need muscles to be humpy, any kind of hot will do.

Lou Reed used it in "Street Hassle" (1978), "Ooh what humpy muscle/Call out the National Guard."
By Emmalee
Humpie
Humpie = Smo.
A strange biped humanoid who is prone to revert to his alternate personality when it is least expected.

"Is it Humpie? Is it Smo? Is it an incredibly obscure transsexual? We can't tell, and neither could you."
By Shae
Humpy
A person who has had too much martini and moonwalks and dry humps everything in sight.

Humpy the Ewok
was on TV news one day
It was Halloween with the Star Wars theme
And some guests trying to earn their pay

Humpy the Ewok
hear his story if you can
He just slams a drink, don't know what to think
Then he humps an anchorman

There must've been a mistake
With the Endor diet slip
For right in view of the whole wide world
He just snapped from a single sip.

Oh, Humpy the Ewok
Started pouting in his trance.
He was just being rude, playing with his food
Then he did a little dance.

Humpy the Ewok
Moonwalked for the world to see.
And to top it off, did some pushups
Right on live broadcast TV.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Humpy stole the scene.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Careful what you see on screen.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Humpy stole the scene.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Careful what you see on screen.
By Avril
Humpy Hank
A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google

Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?

Nerdfighter 2: Which one?

Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS
By Janelle