Define Hydrant Meaning

Hydrant

does anyone have to use the hydrant?

excuse me a second, i've gotta use the hydrant.
By Kipp
Hydrant
a person who attracts the (often unwanted) attention of dogs.

see fire hydrant.

"he's always flirting with girls he wouldn't date in a million years."

"yeah, he's a total hydrant"
By Toni
Hydrant

Your not going to stick that Hydrant in me, it would split me wide open.
By Anestassia
Hydrant
A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.

Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.
By Deana
Fear Hydrant
This refers to fear mongering by the media and political groups, to manipulate the public, by emphasizing things that could cause fright.

The storylines about disease, war and climate are designed to have viewers drink from a fear hydrant!
By Leodora
Shit Hydrant
Adjective - a bad situation that is becoming worse

Example: "Not only did I get fired but my wife left me. This day has been a total shit hydrant."
By Kial
Cum Hydrant
When vast amounts of semen are excreted from the head of the penis.

Phyllis: Gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?

Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!

Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.
By Trish
Fire Hydrant
A high-waisted midget with red pants and a big ass.

New York's hottest club is "Twice". Don't be thrown off when you get greeted at the door by a rabbi that looks like Joquain Phoenix. Club owner Robert Blake has thought of everything. Carnival parkers, groups of guys with afros and graduation caps and fire hydrants.
By Umeko
Fire Hydrant
The act of lighting your partners pubes on fire and then making them achieve orgasm, thus making them douse the flames.

" i put a lighter to jenny last night, she wanted the flames out so she told me to go faster.thats a fire hydrant."
By Sue
Pussy Hydrant
n.

A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.

Becky: Look, here comes James. I'm getting wet.

Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.

Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.
By Silvie