Define Fire Hydrant Meaning

circumsised penis with the shape of a fire hydrant. it may possibly have freckles but those are rare to find. jews, muslims, gingers, and fire croches as well as thje whole ginger family tree. firehydrants have many nicknames such as helmet head, xuavi, and wavi xavi. make sure to rag on your local firehydrants within your community. you do not want to engage in friendly relationships with this species of penisis (xavi)

A way to describe someone physically built in a way similar to a fire hydrant, such people are usually a bit shorter, yet solidly built and wide in the shoulders, but not fat. If they are fat they become a tank. Such people usually have good balance, thick necks, a low centre of gravity, and strong momentum behind their punches, and are usually deceptively strong, as seen in MMA fighters such as Matt Hughes and Sean Sherk.

fire hydrant: multiple meanings;
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl

When your poop contains enough water to spray.

Also, a Cleveland Steamer gone horribly wrong.

Getting blood over your dick after rooting someone up the ass.

A high-waisted midget with red pants and a big ass.

The act of lighting your partners pubes on fire and then making them achieve orgasm, thus making them douse the flames.

When two guys stand back to back while a girl gives both a handjob at the same time.

To unleash an incredibly large quantity of semen onto a crowd of innocent bystanders with no shame or regret of doing so.

Not to be confused with Broken Hose, Crying Snake, Saggy Water Balloon, or Sex Monsoon.

See gusher