yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?
am i dead?
you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me