Define I'm Dead Meaning

I'm Dead
when someone asks you to do something and you don't wanna do it

Jessica will you pass me the remote. Jessica will say" i'm dead" and don't do what she was asked
By Goldi
I'm Dead
You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.

"After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka."
"I'm dead."
By Mimi
I'm Dead
When a fangirl starts to cry from happiness and they'll say, 'I'm DEAD!!" While screaming and falling off their beds

Person A: Have you heard their new song?
Person B: Yeah, at the end I'm dead... but I survived
By Charla
I'm Dead
What you say when you are in deep DEEP trouble and gripped by fear.

DAD: HEY GARY WHY IS THERE A FOOTBALL EMBEDDED INTO MY CAR'S WINDSHEILD
GARY: I'M DEAD
By Mirabel
I'm Dead I'm Dead I'm Alive But I'm Dead
Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"

Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.
By Meridel
I'm Dead Inside

i'm dead inside.
By Jacquetta
Fuck... I'm Dead
is a super ultra mega heavy gore thrashing death grindcore band from Melbourne, Australia, formed in 2000.

o bother... i'm - no wait, fuck... i'm dead!!!
By Prudence
Fuck... I'm Dead
A drink that was made by a guy going to mexico from San Diego. While driving he mixed a bottle of bawls guarana with vodka and while drinking it with cousins in the car, a cop pulls right next to him while he was drinking it.(he was not pulled over)

Named after the band that was playing on the cd, and what he mudderd after seeing the cop. (he was not pulled over)

1 shot of vodka
1 bottle of bawls

i was drinking a fuck... i'm dead and cop pulls next to me.
By Morna
Oh Shit I'm Dead

The name explains itself really
By Danika
I'm Alive But I'm Dead
Phrase that became popular from a tik tok audio by zwayy
Often used on looped audio with the person(s) in the tik tok acting alive and dead when respective words are said

Tik tok playing : "I'm alive but I'm dead ... I'm alive but I'm dead"
By Eileen