when someone, in an effort to seem like they care, pronounces
your name differently every time you see each other to deflect from the fact you have nothing to talk about or are
too busy to remember anything about this person
Frank: "
Benjamin (BEN
juh men), what's new?"
Benjamin: "Well I'm getting married in a month."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! CONGRATULATIONS!"
- 1 month later -
Frank: "So Benjamin (ben juh MEN), how's life?"
Benjamin: "Great. I got married Saturday."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME?!"
Benjamin: "I did and your inflection deflection isn't helping."