A female that is a slut for
craft beer with
IPA’s being her #1 choice. Normally would be super hot and attractive, but always runs 10-15 lbs heavier than she should be, due to
carb and calorie intake. Never sees the inside of a gym, prefers to be indoors with a six pack of beer scrolling tumblr or at a dive bar getting trashed with friends and being a
floozie. The kind of girl that gets touched inappropriately in bar bathrooms. Usually is the female that is throwing up her dinner, because she doesn’t realize the IPA she was drinking was 9% alcohol percentage.
Dude, did you see that sloppy girl drinking
IPA’s all night, and then getting
molested in the bar bathroom like 3 different times, and then
throwing up outside after her friends ordered shots.....what an IPA Slut