The God of all D-poles in the Country. He is the best lacrosse player ever. In fact, it is rumored that several
Connecticut College Lacrosse players have seen him flying,
spit fire, and even play entire lacrosse games with his eyes closed.
Dave
Cambell: I went to church today and
saw God.
Malcolm: No, Dave, that was
Jaffe today at the Whittier Lacrosse game.
Dave Cambell: Thats right, I should have known. Oh, Malcolm, by the way, I have a huge rod.