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Shearer
Noun, a person who shears things. This involved cutting off hair from a body.

A shepard shears his sheep of wool. a shepard is a shearer.
By Kellia
Shearer
Shearer Is the surname of people who are super sexy usually carry a rather large penis, they usally are cocaine connoisseur and have a fine tongue for beer and pussy

There goes that sort again There goes that Shearer again
By Vitia
Chodie Shearer
When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher
By Demeter
Dirty Shearer
The term used for drunked naughtyness.
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.

Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared

Dude : 'My Dad Walked in on me trying to have sex with an unconcious girl'

Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'

Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'

Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'

Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '
By Lorianna
Alan Shearer
Best british player to grace the face of the earth.

Its Alan Shearer on the ball....its Shearer... GOAL!
By Elva
Alan Shearer
The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me
By Joelle
Lamb Shearer
A person who enjoys using sharp objects to cut the excess wool of of small, unprotecting lambs (Whose names freuqently begin with the letter K and end with N). These vulnerable and pathetic lambs need a strong and big eyed boy whose name may or may not be Will Robinson to shear them frequently. These lambs may also need protection from prowling wolves such as Kendall and Sydney. Beware.

I called on the Lamb Shearer to take care of the poor and helpless little lamb named Kristen Jackson.

Sydney and Kendall almost devoured me, but my fearful Lamb Shearer rescued me from their sharp fangs.
By Danna
Shearer (giving A)
Based on the salute from the well known Newcastle and ex-England striker - to give 'a shearer' is a sexual position where the male takes the female up against a wall from behind whilst raising his right hand in acknowledgement of his achievement and the ‘big man’ himself. Some have found that imagining scoring a goal passed the Germans has provided extra satisfaction. Giving a Shearer in the mirror is often accredited as the ultimate in ‘shearer’ action.

"Went out last night and met this tidy bird, gave her a shearer"
"Was on the phone to Ferg earlier, asked him to call me Alan"
By Joyce
Alan Shearer
Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)

he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.

Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!

*Newcastle relegated*

*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
By Billi
Alan Shearer Island
The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.

"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"
By Sher