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Alan Shearer
Best british player to grace the face of the earth.

Its Alan Shearer on the ball....its Shearer... GOAL!
By Marris
Alan Shearer
The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me
By Rosemaria
Alan Shearer
Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)

he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.

Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!

*Newcastle relegated*

*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
By Fleur
Alan Shearer Island
The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.

"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"
By Annadiane