Someone who can be a complete asshole at times but also very caring at other times. He truly thinks turkey is, in fact, sex. When jakub speaks everyone listens because it's always a neat random fact. He never knows how to spell right and he thinks the tables change when they do indeed turn.
a very wholesome person, usually wishes everyone a good night and a good night rest, he compliments you by saying you have a nice cock every evening, while having a raging huge horsecock. Most of the time a pro cs:go player with 20 wins a day, has alot of swag and flavour in his dressing style
That person who always carries the team in CS:GO and gets top frag every game.
Who's also a god with the AWP, he will always be there covering your back.
A polish guy who always wears the same black Woolley hat, even when he is indoors.Some say that he is immune to overheating!!!
Girl 1:I have a really embarrassing haircut.what should I do?
Girl 2: just do a jakub
By Michaeline
Jakub
Jakub is a completely positive mental attitude whore. He also very good at science but acts like a 7-year-old. He can be stupid but overall kinda funny. He is a decent friend. he is not good with girls either. He stutters alot
