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Jamarcus
(n) An extremely inaccurate throw or a person who makes such a throw.

(v) To make an extremely inaccurate throw.

Comes from LSU and Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell, who despite being a highly touted prospect and the #1 NFL Draft pick in 2007, had an extremely unproductive NFL career due to his inaccurate passes and was out of the league after the 2009 season.

In the 1993 All-Star Game, Randy Johnson unleashed a jamarcus that sailed three feet over the head of John Kruk.

After she caught me banging her sister, my girlfriend chucked a shoe at my head, but fortunately she jamarcused it and broke the window instead of nailing me in the dome piece.

We would have won that cornhole game if Jimmy hadn't been such a jamarcus. He only hit the board three times in the entire game!
By Phoebe
Jamarcus
This is a guy that is one of a kind and that if you have the opportunity, you should snatch him up. He makes the best out of what he has. He's funny and he speaks his mind. he always has me laughing. He's loving and affectionate though he tries not to show it. Even though he says being romantic is too much effort, he is a romantic type of guy. He keeps his emotions to himself until you get to really know him, though he doesn't like people really getting to know him. He's someone that you don't know you've fallen for until you already have. He's one of the best things you'll ever have and keeping him is what you should do if you ever get him. He is hot af...
Jamarcus

Jamarcus is a cute guy
Jamarcus is a strong funny dude
By Nariko
Jamarcus
Mainly a black male that is a heart throb and is very attractive. He mainly dosnt care about his own family but does care for his friends. He is the most attractive guy you will ever meet, but feels lonely at times when no one is around. He usually hangs around the "Anime" group of people or the "Emo" kids. Girls refer to him as the one to be in bed with and women secretly flirt with him.

Stop being such a "Jamarcus" and care for once.
By Hephzibah
Jamarcus Russell
When you miss the table completely while playing a round of beer pong.

Pablo did a jamarcus russell, when he tried to go for the win playing beer pong.
By Sidoney
Jamarcus Russell
A shot in golf that looks good in the air but either ends up in the woods long or in the drink short of the green.

The hack thought he had a hole-in-one but in the end it only turned out to be a Jamarcus Russell...
By Pamella
Jamarcus Russell
During the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.

I was beating off in the bathroom, when I Jamarcus Russell'd all over the shower curtain.
By Leandra
Jamarcus Russell
When you air ball a free throw and it stains your career as a shooter

Person 1: Shit, I air balled it!
Person 2:Dude you pulled a Jamarcus Russell
Everyone laughs
By Mellisa
Jamarcus Russell
Jamarcus Russell was the first pick in the 2007 Draft.

Jamarcus Russell is a great quarterback and played for LSU.
By Dulcinea
Jamarcus Jr.
Jamarcus Jrs. Got soo jacked up on steroids you have to use a micro scope to see it. He is usually the guy who comes up to you at a stop light who looks twenty and says his wife has breast cancer. You can never trust a jamarcus Jr.

Jamarcus Jr. lost his virginity in a porta-potty!!!
By Barbe
JaMarcus Russell
The first pick of the 2007 NFL Draft, a QB from LSU. Guaranteed future Pro Football Hall of Famer and a class act off the field too.

"JaMarcus Russell can fling the ball 80 yards with just a flick of his wrist and wins more games than Vince Young ever could."
By Melesa