Define Jeff Gordon Meaning

Jeff Gordon
(v.) to occupy two lanes while driving in the city so that a jerk driver can't pass you

this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.
By Ardella
Jeff Gordon
The 2005 Daytona 500 winner and 4 time champion. He won 70 races, 3 Daytona 500's, and 4 Brickyard 400's. He has a lifetime contract with Hendrick Motorsports, meaning he's the best active driver out there today. People don't like him because his car has more value than their trailer home.

The best 3 alltime NASCAR Drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, and Jeff Gordon
By Gianna
Jeff Gordon
4 Time Winston Cup Champion.
Winner of 69 Nextel Cup Races
Can kick anyone's ass out on the track

By Marylynne
Jeff Gordon
As of April 10, 2005 a 71 time winner

On April 10, 2005 Jeff Gordon won the Advance Auto Parts 500
By Fidela
Jeff Gordon
Winner of the 2002 Sharpie 500 at Bristol

Jeff Gordon pulled off the Bump and Run on Rusty to win
By Philly
Jeff Gordon
Least-liked NASCAR driver. Liberal Californian Chevy driver.


Usage: "What's the difference between Jeff Gordon and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
By Josephine
Jeff Gordon
a faggot liberal nascar driver from ... guess

thats right, cali...

is the most annoying driver in all auto racing and doesnt deserve to win the 2005 daytona 500

jeff gordon sucks alot of dick
By Felipa
Jeff Gordon
gay queer The first openly gay professional driver.

By Franny
Jeff Gordon
A nascar driver who's main claim to fame is beating a legendary driver's record only because that driver was not alive anymore to put him to shame. None the less Jeff Gordon took a dump on his name by waving his flag (no asshat should ever wave the number 3 flag... ever) and by his excitement in beating the record of.. yet again.. a guy who can't compete anymore. Other records he's set:
most likely nascar driver to be called "faggot" on a regular basis, most likely nascar driver to be bombarded by beer cans when he wins a race, most likely to have a caution called in his favor by nascar, most liberal nascar driver

Some true nascar fans can claim: "I spent the night in jail for throwing a beer can at Jeff Gordon's car, and it was well worth it."
By Mallorie
Jeff Gordon
A NASCAR driver hated by its core fan base for being articulate, good-looking, talented, tolerant of minorities, better than Dale Earnhardt. Jr (see Redneck Jesus), and the man most often used to market NASCAR outside of the Confederacy.

"I hate Jeff Gordon. Whoo Junior!!!!!!!!!!!!"
By Lotte