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Define Jewbagel Meaning

Jewbagel
1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.

1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."
By Margaret
Jewbagel
Not to be confused with jew bagel, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.

You: I HATE YOU, YOU GOD DAMN JEWBAGEL!!

Guy: What does that even mean?!!
By Lacie
Jewbagel
A person who is greedy like a jew with the IQ of a bagel. A jerk or idiot.

Look at this guy! He is eating the pizza without contributing to the fund. What a jewbagel.
By Nisse
Jewbagel
jewbagel usually refers to a jew who is overly obsessed with bagels. mainly a jew who can name every bagel known to man. poppyseed ,b lueberry strawberry orange juice pubic chicken and nipple paste bagels

ethan is the most rediculous jewbagel in the world cuz he stuffs them in his vagina.
By Jolene
Jewbagel
a person who is ridiculously stingy and selfish, which in turns comes off as being an asshole

Bryan why you have to be a lil jewbagel cant you lend me 5 bucks??
By Junia
Jewbagel
A silly little Jew boy.

Also, a stupid idiot fag head.

Dude, you know Sebastian? He's such a jewbagel.
By Augusta
Jewbagel
A person is a stingy and is also an asshole about it.

Person one: Hey can I have that?
Jewbagel: No you can't have that its mine! Get your own! Are you homeless or something? Go get a job!
By Patty
Jewbagel
A hebrew vagina

" Dude, after shabbas I went and got me a piece of that fine ass jewbagel "
By Adriane
Jewbagel
-Adj.
1. A person who is impatient.

2. An "upperclassman" who considers himself superior therefore his time is more important than those around him.

Stop rushing me, I fucking sent it jewbagel.
By Emelyne
Jewbagel Supreme
Jewbagel supreme; the phrase is derived from three words. It is used as an insult. It is a upgraded form of jewbagel. Its twice the insult of jewbagel.

Donnie; Kyle is such a jewbagel supreme for not taking that caddy off the jump.
By Rozalie