Define Einstein Meaning

Einstein
A german who posseses great wisdom and incredible bounts of sexiness . he also rips his school pants and makes them into shorts on the odd occasion or two. Nonetheless a sexy beast wanted by all and who cannot be accessed by crane because all cranes are too small to deal with his beautiful physical and metaphysical entirety.

By Cassie
Einstein
Refering to brain, dome, or a blow job.

Man, that chick give good einstein.
You should get einstein from that girl.
By Kerrill
Einstein
When you hold your hand on your penis like your going to jerk off. Then your partner or friend grabs your arm and does the jerking motion for you.

I wanted to have my girlfriend jerk me off but she was to prude so i made her give me an Einstein.
By Kacey
Einstein

Gimmie dat einstein.
By Casie
Einstein
smart, adorable, and religious asian guy. einstein's are known for spiked hair and hollister clothing.

Girl: I saw an Einstein the other day, and I nearly melted.
By Giana
Einsteining

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.
By Christal
Einstein
Albert Einstein, b. 1879, d. 1955.

Considered by many to be the greatest scientist of the 20th century, being named by Time magazine as "Man of the Century".

A physicist, he won a Nobel Prize for his discovery of the photoelectric effect (1905), which explained how a photon causes an electron to be emitted from a metallic surface when illuminated by light, by postulating that photons are discrete "quanta" of energy.

He also devised the Theory of Special Relativity (1905), which deals with the perception of time and distance between observers in different frames of reference that are moving relative to each other, and postulated that the speed of light is the same in all frames of reference.

Later he expanded this into the Theory of General Relativity (1907), which explains the force of gravity as a geometric warping of space-time and treats acceleration and gravity as equivalent forces acting on matter.

Born a Jew in Germany, he came to America just prior to the Nazi's rise to power (1932), and never returned to his homeland.

He spent the last years of his life attempting to combine the fundamental forces into a single unified field theory, but without success.

Ironically, his name is used as a derogatory term for persons who proclaim something obvious or who do something especially stupid.

Well he's bright, but he's no Einstein.

That was a really smart move, Einstein!
By Andee
Einstein
Really really smart guy. Came up with the theory of relativity and the equation e = mc^2, which basically means that mass and energy are fundamentally related. Can also be used to describe someone who is really smart.

That guy got an A in Algorithms with prof. Brady! What an Einstein!
By Darice
Einstein
Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.

You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?
By Ameline
Einstein

1. Wow! You must be Einstein!
2. You forgot the keys, Einstein.
By Delcina