A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.
“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”
“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”
By Kim
Jizzers
A pair of female mammarygland so large and firm that the only thing a man wants to do is to ejaculate on them and then tweak the nipples with his semi-flaccid schlong.
Pete: Wow, check Amy out... In that low cut top. She really is showing of that fine pair of jizzers she has.
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)
another word for blue ballz... except in this case, instead of the guy not being able to jizz. he can't control his jizz and it goes everywhere.. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE
Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.
