Officer: Where the hell are all of the Soldiers?
NCO: Not sure, Sir, but I think they might be out back.
Officer: Alright, can you get them to load that new equipment onto the trucks by the
motor pool?
NCO: Roger, Sir.
Smokin' and Jokin' is NOT an MOS, so I will get their attention! (walks away)
NCO to Soldiers: Alright, assholes no more
smokin' and jokin'! Get your asses to work, NOW!!!!