Joni is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous,
killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joni has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joni. Sure,
she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joni is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to
seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joni. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joni")
When I grow up, I want to be Joni!"
"Look at Joni, she's always the most
stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"
"Joni is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned
charming!"
"Oh, that Joni!"
"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joni!"
