You: hey! What’s today’s date?
Your friend: It’s July 8th! Happy national kiss your friend’s forehead day!
You: Cool! *smooch*
By Mallissa
July 8th
The best bitches were born on this day, you can fuck around and hoe around all you like. Do you know why, because they fucking can cause she a (July 8th) 🥵
the baddest bitchon the block’s birthday. also the holiday of licking any rock you see on the round. then give it a nice slap and continue on with your day.