Kamchatka Vodka is a vodka that’s notable for being
dirt cheap. It’s only about $12 a handle in Ohio, and it’s the standard
80 proof. Tastes like
paint thinner mixed with iron fillings - it’s straight up horrendous, but you’re not buying this to enjoy drinking it.
Affectionately known as “shitty K.” Kamchatka is a staple in the diet of any college student or alcoholic.
Keith: hey dude you got any alcohol?
Ryan: yeah I got
a handle of Kamchatka
Keith: you really couldn’t pay the extra $3 for
Smirnoff? I’m going to want to
kill myself the entire time we’re drinkimg