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Kan
Slang for vagina. Also, a name given to men of Chinese descent. Goes well with the name 'Wang'

Put your wang in my kan.
By Brook
Kan
Female genitalia in a derogatory sense.

That guy's a f*cking kan!
By Lisetta
Kan
Also a term for the dribble of brown juice that you can often see slipping out of a well-shagged teenage male's arse.

I got Joseph really drunk on Friday, and when he passed out, i slipped it to his tea-towel holder. Boy did i laugh when i pulled out and saw that he'd Kanned his boxers.
By Opaline
Kan
An incredibly wet, smelly, black fat shit. Often produced in a steady stream after consumption of 7 pints of guinness the night before.

Good lord, vicar - you've got a case of the kan today!
By Fiann
KAN
The shortened version of Kill All Niggers, usually spammed by teams of players who try to wipe every player on the server or in game. Used to bully underaged or annoying players to make them rage, offended or quit the game entirely.

Teamer#1: NO NIGGERS ALOWED, DIE NIGGER RETARD. KAN!
Teamer#2: FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT, GO AND KYS. KAN!
Teamer#3: KILL NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS. KAN!
Annoying 11 year old: HAHAHAH RACIST NOOB I AM SO PRO AND I WILL KILL YOU NOOB HAHAHAH
Teamer#4: LOL LETS ALL SHIT ON THIS NIGGER KID UNTIL HE RAGE QUITS, I HATE NIGGER FAGGOTS. KAN!
Teamers together: KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN...
By La Verne
Kan
Ancient chinese surname given only to a select few who possessed great wisdom, knowledge, and foresight.
Chosen one. One who knows.

Mr. Kan, Ms.Kan, Mrs. Kan, Dr. Kan
By Babara
Kan
The last name of a family with 3 elements
-First Child = Idiot
-Second Child = Normal
-Third Child = God

"Did you hear what the first kid of the Jacksons did?"
"Yeah but the second one is alright,"
"Oh, the third one is a GOD!!!"
"Such a Kan fam!"
By Kata
Kanned
kanned is a typical name for a gorgeous looking persona, made by the one and only kanned meat.

oh shoot its kanned everyone hide your kneecaps!
''kanned is so pretty'' martin would say, sweating nervously
By Fifi
Kan Kan
Is a smart girl and is drop dead gorgeous she is very athletic , creative , helpful and humble you need anything she will be there for you

you need you a kan kan
By Nettie
Dori-kan
Literally means "Drift King". Usually refers to Keiichi Tsuchiya, the legendary drifter famous for driving (and drifting) the Toyota AE86 Sprinter Corolla/Trueno. Dori-kan is only used in a different sense when referring to someone producing drift like that of Mr. Tsuchiya (or perfectly in other words).

"Holy crap that's the REAL DORI-KAN! He's like... my idol!"

"Stupid people only know the term Drift King from watching The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. If anyone tells you 'wait, there's a real dori-kan?' then you know that they're n00bs in the sport."

"This is CNN."
By Nomi