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Define Pints Meaning

On Pint
Nah, don't look at this and think of a pint of milk, beer or any other liquid. Pint is the updated version of what one would say 'on fleek' or 'on point'. It is pronounced pee-nt.

Caleb: Guys I got new football boots, they're on point. What do you think?
Abu: On fleek bro!
Ruby: You two are so last century. It's on pint. Get your terms right!
By Nessy
Pint
A whole bottle of codiene

whos got the plug for a pint
By Ebonee
Pint
a decent sized beer (take note you twats)

apint of your finest please barkeep
By Bert
Pint
1. (In the US) 0.473 liters (16 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draft beer.

2. (In the UK) 0.568 litres (20 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draught beer.

3. (Metric - everywhere else in the world other than UK/US) Exactly half a litre (or 500mL, 2 cups, 18 fluid ounces, etc.) of any liquid, most notably beer.

Man (walks into a bar in Toronto): I'll have a pint of Guiness.

Bartender: One pint of Guiness, coming up.

Man: So a pint is 375 mL, right?

Bartender: No sir, its 500mL.

Man: Well I'll be damned. But it's 12 ounces right?

Bartender: No sir, its 18 fluid ounces.

Man: Damn, I'll have to stop getting my facts from urbandictionary.com

Bartender: Well actually, I'm a psychic, and I'm having a vision of some valiant soul deciding to post a proper definition of the word "pint" as it refers to drinking. So don't worry, keep on urbandicking!

Man: Urbandicking? I'll have to look that one up.

Bartender: Well if its not self-explanatory then you're an idiot.

Man: Just give me the goddamn pint.
By Deena
Pinted
The act of doing nothing but getting high then sitting down and eating a entire pint of ice cream. While eating your ice cream you may also watch T.V., a film, or porn.

Adam got pinted today while he watched 'Gettysburg'
By Whitney
Pints
The unit everything is measured in, in Northern Ireland.

Person #1: Awwwww fuck coming for a fuckiiiiing piiiiintt like?
Person #2: Aye pint of bacon please squiiiire.
Person #1: Alright barkeep, can I get a pint of bacon, a pint of bread and two beer bongs to go please.
Barkeep: Right you are young laird. Here are your pints.
By Selina
Pinting
To have as one's sole objective to drink many many pints at a bar or pub, usually with fellow pinting partners.

Using the word "pint" as a verb.

As in "to pint or not to pint.."

I think I will go pinting tonight as I can feel a thirst coming on.

Usually someone who is pinting is very focused on getting intoxicated and less concerened with meeting lovely ladies.

A person who is pinting however usually engages in loud conversations and debates.
By Mariam
Pint
another name for crystal meth

me and the boys are going back to my shed after work to smoke some pint wanna join us?
By Kimberley
Pint
Roughly 12 shots, or the equivalent to a water bottle in hard alcohol. Usually comes in a flask shapped bottle and is suitable for 1-3 people.

"I'll throw up fives and we can go halfies on a pint."
By Eleni
Pint
(verb) To use selfish or unfair tactics, most notably when utilized by a merchandiser on his/her customer.

(pinty, adjective) Used to describe a person or organization's selfish, unfair, or profit-motivated actions.

Origin: Likley coined by a Jew who was tired of hearing words of antisemitic origin being used by non-antisemitic people, such as the verb form of "jew" (Ex. I tried out that new restaurant on 34th street, but their prices suck. I got jewed.) Possibly also coined by a Gypsy who felt a new word needed to replace the term "gyp" (Ex. I made a huge profit from that deal, I really gyped my purchaser).


1. I tried out that dealer who's number you gave me last week, but I got pinted, real bad. I'm never buying weed from him again. Thanks for nothing, dumbass.

2. I split a pizza with Jim the other day, but the pinty fucker ate the whole thing while I was taking a shit.
By Lavinia