Define Laird Meaning

Laird
1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman

1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!
By Shelba
Laird
1. a sex toy most commonly used by "blacks" in prison.
2. one who can satisfy an elephant orally.
3. a blackmans cock ring
4. faggot
5. fishin' weight

said with a deep ghetto draw " where my laird at bitch "
By Sandie
Laird
A ghetto man that spends much time painting very good paint schemes and often facedesks himself into concussed stages.

Laird was painting a car when bs55 said something, Laird facedesked and concussed himself.
By Clari
Laird
100 Canadian Dollars.
. .
Because Brown has Laird on it.

Victorian: How much did you pay for those Olympics then?
Vancouverite: Dunno. Coup Laird?
Victorian: Bitch.
Vancouverite: *sniffle*
By Valma
Laird

By Gae
Laird
An underground mixed martial artist born on August 7th 1986 raised in Deer Park New york. He has tried to make his life better as he came from difficult roots and is continuing his fight to better himself and those around him.

"Laird is on his way get him a 12 pack stat"
By Isidora
Laird
A saliva and sweat machine; one with a pedantic obsesion with signs and chalkboards.

Gillian: Hey Lauren, w... why are you drenched in SPIT?!?

Lauren: Well, I forgot my umbrella and sat too close to the Laird!!!

Gillian: Aww.
By Thia
Laird Time
When time is measured in hours, disregarding minutes.

(when it is 8:59) "It's 8 o'clock in Laird Time."
By Kelsi
Hailey Laird
The name Hailey Laird represents a beautiful, gorgeous, amazing and genius girl. She knows how to make anyone's day better than it was. She always knows what to say whenever a good friend is hurt. She is the sweetest friend anyone would be lucky to have. But if you make or mad you better be ready for an argument, she doesn't hold back. And she loves to kill with kindness. She also enjoys cheering and somersaulting over the beds.

"You know what girls? I wish I was a Hailey Laird"
"Sorry, but there is no way you could even compare to such amazement"
By Kelcy
Lexi Laird

haha lexi laird stinks
By Marjorie