B-List actress who is rising to the top of the Hollywood ladder by being
Tom Cruise's beard (Sorry ladies, but he is very much
a friend of Dorothy's). Has two different facial expressions and a large birthmark on her rump. Claims to be a virgin, but at 26- honestly, come on!
Person 1: This person is a bad actress!
Person 2: Yeah, that's
Katie Holmes. At least she's riding on Tom
Cruise's coattails so she'll go "somewhere"...